Funny & Unfiltered Candles

Candles with personality—and absolutely no filter. 😂 From hilarious bestie gifts to brutally honest messages for moms, dads, pet lovers, and everyone in between, these hand-poured candles say what the rest of us are thinking. Made in the USA with American-grown soy wax, they're perfect for birthdays, holidays, breakups, celebrations, or just making somebody laugh.

Warning: Some candles contain strong language and zero apologies. 🇺🇸🕯️

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  • I'd Give My Last F*ck For You! | Scent: Frooty Loops | 9oz Bestie Candle | Malicious Women Co

    I'd Give My Last F*ck For You! | Scent: Frooty Loops | 9oz Bestie Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Not Today Mansplainer | Scent: Berry Bellini | 9oz Political Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Not Today Mansplainer | Scent: Berry Bellini | 9oz Political Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Freshly Signed Divorce Papers | Scent: Butter Pecan Crunch | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Freshly Signed Divorce Papers | Scent: Butter Pecan Crunch | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • I'd Shank A B*tch For You | Scent: Lemon Drop Martini | 9oz Bestie Candle | Malicious Women Co

    I'd Shank A B*tch For You | Scent: Lemon Drop Martini | 9oz Bestie Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • High Af | Scent: Citron & Stone | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    High Af | Scent: Citron & Stone | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t | Scent: Butter Pecan Crunch | 9oz Family Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Dad... Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t | Scent: Butter Pecan Crunch | 9oz Family Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • All The F*cks | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    All The F*cks | Scent: Oakmoss & Amber | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Every Great Mom Says The F Word | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Mom Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Every Great Mom Says The F Word | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Mom Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Here For the Girls, Gays, & Theys | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Political Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Here For the Girls, Gays, & Theys | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Political Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Crazy Cat Lady | Scent: Apricot Freesia | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Crazy Cat Lady | Scent: Apricot Freesia | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • I Love My Fur Babies More Than I Love Most People | Scent: A Hot Mess | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    I Love My Fur Babies More Than I Love Most People | Scent: A Hot Mess | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99
  • Brains Beauty Badassery | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Brains Beauty Badassery | Scent: Rebel Rose | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    $22.00
  • B*tch You Got This | Scent: Espresso Yo' Self | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    B*tch You Got This | Scent: Espresso Yo' Self | 9oz Funny Candle | Malicious Women Co

    Sale price  $25.99 Regular price $27.99